why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails.
i want a ghost movie set in walmart.
“cleanup in aisle 13”
“but there is no aisle 13”
(via addictedtopunsandpizza)
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors are technically green!
holy shit
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via perryplat)
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
(via holmes-sweet-holmes)
THAT CAT ONE
The cat is all ‘HUMAN NO WHY IS MY FACE ON THAT’
(via hogwartswhovianonbakerstreet)
my frieND emily loCKED HErself in a cupboard At SCHool aNd i cant GEt her tO coME out HElp
IM NOT COMING OUT UNTL you gET THAT GUY TO TURN OF THAT SHITTY COUNTRY MUSIC
emily i can see you taking selfies in there get out
Aren’t you that selfie taking white girl from that one post????
HOW DO YO U PEOPLE KEEP FINDING ME I EVEN CHANGED M Y URL I
u can run but u cant hide selfie girl
(via addictedtopunsandpizza)
????
Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend
(via highly-inappropriate-thoughts)
Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world.
Imagine being stuck with Twilight though
(Source: hazelgranger, via sherlockbringingsexyback)
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him
(via pottermanic)
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
(via to-be-or-221-b)
if i spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, i could probably be at harvard right now
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